There was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes. One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair. She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the sheep herder over.
“Tell you what. I have a proposition for you,” said the woman.
“If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?” Read the rest of this entry »

How did the blonde explain how his helicopter crashed?
He said it was getting cold, so he turned off the ceiling fan.

Why did the blonde quit his job as a restroom attendant?
He couldn’t figure out how to refill the hand dryer.
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A blonde walked into a hairdresser’s with a pair of headphones on and asked the hairdresser for a haircut – but “don’t touch the headphones o.k.?”
“Fine” said the hairdresser – a little taken aback – but happy for the work.
Three weeks later, the same blonde returned and asked for another haircut but with the same condition, “Whatever you do … don’t touch the headphones” Read the rest of this entry »

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.

“Ma’am, I’m not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy.”

“Oh, I’ll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home.”

“That’s fine. Another thing, ma’am. I don’t like the way that one rein loops across the horse’s back and around one of his balls. I consider that animal abuse. That’s cruelty to animals. Have your husband take care of that right away!” Read the rest of this entry »

The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The townsman watched as he slowly dismounted and tied his horse to the rail outside the saloon.

The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of the horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss were the sun don’t shine. Read the rest of this entry »

A little boy turned to his grandpa and said, “grandpa, talk like a frog.”

The Grandpa replied “What?, I’m not going to talk like a frog!”

The little boy again asked, “come on, Grandpa talk like a frog please.”

Grandpa again said “No! Go bother your grandmother.” Read the rest of this entry »